Monday, March 27, 2017

Here's What I Plan to Read and Watch This Week (3/27 - 4/2)



I feel like I’m going to slow down on my weekly reading soon. I’m already at 28 books for the year (according to Goodreads) and my goal this year was to read fewer (yet longer) books, and I’m not doing that.  That said, I’m planning to read 2-3 things this week anyway. *sigh*

Here’s what I did last week.

Books

Big Mushy Happy Lump, a Sarah’s Scribbles Book by Sarah Anderson: B. Like her first collection, this is mainly a compilation of things Sarah Anderson posted on social media.  Unlike her first collection, Sarah includes text interludes halfway through where she gives some insight on some life challenges. These interludes come out of nowhere after a standard copy/paste of some of her most well-known comic strips for almost 100 pages, so it’s a little jarring to have the text—and it made me wish the book was written this way.  Reservations aside, Sarah’s comic strips are still hilarious, and I enjoyed the extra text about serious topics: anxiety, loneliness, and stealing sweaters from loved ones.

The Receptionist by Janet Groth: C. This memoir was a chore to get through (even on audiobook…), as the author’s tangents didn’t interest me as much as the synopsis led me to believe that it would.  Also, there wasn’t enough conflict to justify its length. All in all, the material doesn’t warrant a 200+ page memoir; rather, I’d suggest this biography to be a long article that you’d find in…ironically enough…The New Yorker.

Movies

Gifted: C. This is the kind of movie that plays out exactly as the trailer suggests. Saving it from bargain bin material is newcomer Mckenna Grace, who plays the seven year old character with all of the emotional maturity that is expected of her.  I could take or leave the Chris Evans/Lindsay Duncan legal drama—not because the acting isn’t decent, but because the banter didn’t elicit a natural emotional response, especially because the script is kind of awful.

Wilson: B-. Woody Harrelson is having a ball with this material, and his infectious attitude rubs off on costars Laura Dern, Judy Greer, and Margo Martindale (the latter only appearing in one scene). I felt a bit bored with the movie in its third act, which occurs almost in spite of what we have come to expect from the character.

Personal Shopper: B. The audience I saw this movie with was AWFUL.  Two women behind me kept talking about their dogs and how well behaved they were. One woman thought it necessary to analyze every piece of clothing in the film (and based on the movie title and trailers, you can guess there are numerous pieces of clothing on display).  Oh, and one person before the movie asked if this was a romantic comedy…blissfully unaware of any promotional poster (including the one right outside the theater) which proclaimed it a thriller.  As far as the movie goes, I enjoyed it! It picks up the pace and continues its intense suspense, and ends on a high note. Kristen Stewart has become one of the most interesting actors of her generation. Who saw this coming?

Here’s what I’m planning to read and watch this week.

Books

Highbone Theater by Joe Daly: I was browsing the graphic novel section at Books a Million last week and this piqued my interest.  The black and white art design, along with the synopsis, which included the word “introvert” to describe the main character, made me request this at my local library.

It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini:  Like last week, this may or may not happen, depending on how my week goes.

You Are Here: An Owner’s Manual for Dangerous Minds by Jenny Lawson: If I can find a copy of this, I’ll read it. I didn’t know it was a book with stories in it until my friend Gina mentioned it.

Movies

The Most Hated Woman in America: Hello, Netflix original movie!  Speaking of Netflix…

Being 17: I hear this is supposed to be decent.

The Zookeeper’s Wife: Previews look good; I love Jessica Chastain.

Life: This didn’t get watched last week (I also didn’t catch Power Rangers), so let’s see if it happens this week.

There’s an LGBTQ “festival” (read: like seven indie films) in St. Louis this week, so I may catch a couple of those.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Here's What I Plan to Read and Watch This Week (3/20 - 3/26)



I didn’t have to travel this week, so I had some more time to read and watch movies.  As I predicted, though, I wasn’t able to get through two audiobooks in the same week.  Although, for some reason, I chose to get through the newer audiobook rather than finish the one that was due this week—in my typical “ooh, shiny books” way.

Books

It’s All Absolutely Fine by Ruby Elliot: A-.  For fans of Jenny Lawson’s nonfiction books, and fans of Hyperbole and a Half, I urge you to give Ruby Elliot’s book a shot.  Yes, it deals with heavy subjects—depression, body issues, eating disorders, anxiety—but it’s educational for those looking for a semi-serious self-help book.  I’ll definitely start to follow Elliot’s Tumblr feeds for quicker updates while she continues her journey.

Before I Fall by Lauren Oliver: B. As I expected, this story translates better on the page than it did on the screen.  The Groundhog Day meets Mean Girls aspect does get tiring in the second act, but I was able to understand Sam Kingston’s character development more, and it felt like a smooth transition.

Movies

The Hollars: D. Holy shit, this film is a tonal disaster. This hunk of junk plays every key on the piano in the hopes that it will garner hipster cred and/or be beloved as a tearjerker. It tries so hard to be liked, but when the script starts with Sharlto Copley pissing in a pitcher and ends with the worst excuse of gallows humor this side of Sweeney Todd, the film can only do so much. Thank God for Margo Martindale and Richard Jenkins, who both give phenomenal performances in a film that doesn't deserve the effort. It's an interesting case study to compare what Other People gets right whereas The Hollars gets terribly wrong.

Beauty and the Beast (2017): C+. Visually stunning movie with sporadically good acting and singing. Unfortunately, the use of auto tune is not subtle at all.  Thankfully, the good outweighs the bad, and the movie wasn’t completely unnecessary.

Kong: Skull Island: B-. Reviewed here.

My Life as a Zucchini: A-. Okay, so I wasn’t aware of the extremely short runtime (it barely cracks in at an hour and ten minutes), and I also didn’t know the movie’s main plotline involved the eponymous character entering an orphanage.  This film runs the gambits of emotions, and delivers this stop-motion animation in such a fulfilling fashion that I didn’t realize it was so short until I checked my cell phone after it ended.  I need a sequel to this right now!

My Life as a Zucchini was the last 2016 movie I really needed to watch before finalizing my top ten list, so I'll do that some time this week!

And here’s what I’m planning to read and watch this week.

Books

The Receptionist by Janet Groth: I’m halfway done and the audiobook is due back tomorrow night.  Can I get through this?  Possibly, if I don’t get too distracted by…

It’s Kind of a Funny Story by Ned Vizzini: I bought this book about six months ago at a Goodwill, and I still haven’t gotten around to it because I have a book buying problem.  This would still be on my list of things to read if it weren’t for one of my co-workers, who recently read this and won’t shut up about its virtues.  It’s an average sized book (roughly 450 pages) so I hope to finish it this week.

Big Mushy Happy Lump by Sarah Anderson: Look, I’m in love with Sarah Scribbles. 

Movies

Gifted: AMC has been giving away a lot of free movie screenings lately, and it’d be rude if I didn’t take them up on their offers…right?

Power Rangers: Last week I admitted that I’m a closet WWE fan (although admittedly not as religiously as I was back in 1999-2004). It’s probably not a surprise that I was a fan of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers from the age of like 6 – 11.  This movie doesn’t look too good, but I’ll still find time to watch it.

Life: Dumb title. I feel like I’ve seen this type of space movie about three dozen times.

"Kong: Skull Island" movie review



 

A film with the title Kong: Skull Island doesn’t need much clarification.  You know it’s going to be a standard monster movie, and without watching any of the trailers, or looking at the movie poster, you can infer that it will be one of the many remakes of King Kong—and Skull Island implies copious amounts of bloodshed and casualties. Oddly, the movie poster does try to make this movie appear like more of a bigger deal than it is; by ripping off the famous Apocalypse Now poster, it seems to suggest that this monster movie is going to artier than you’d expect.

Regardless of the promotional elements, and the fact that this film is inexplicably set in 1973 during the fallout of the Vietnam War, Kong: Skull Island plays out exactly as I thought it would:  a bunch of foolish people arrive on an island claimed by the eponymous King Kong, who retaliates by killing everyone real good.

All of that said, is the movie good enough to recommend?  As far as B-movies go, this is endlessly entertaining.  Although it doesn’t contain a single second of genuine terror, the visual effects are good, the acting is as good as it needs to be, and the two hour runtime breezes past.  You have Tom Hiddleston, who is introduced as a badass who can beat up two men at the same time, which is apparently the only qualifications needed to do battle with Kong.  You have Brie Larson, who followed up her Oscar-winning role in Room to co-star as an anti-war photographer who stares off in the distance and snaps a picture.  You have John Goodman, who knew about these monsters on Skull Island for years but nobody would give him the funds to support this mission. You have John C. Reilly, who crash-landed on the island during World War II and managed to survive this entire time.  You have Samuel L. Jackson, who plays his typical role as a hardened Colonel who is looking for revenge, and will shout at everyone to get his way.

From the first fight sequence, which really shows you how outlandish the action promises to be, Kong: Skull Island hooked me in.  It’s not a great movie by any stretch, but it’s so enjoyable for those of us who like watching especially stupid movies at times.  This will undoubtedly be broadcast within the next five years on the USA Network, or on the Sy Fy Channel…and I’ll probably stop what I’m doing to re-watch it.

Rating: B-